Warning: May Go Full Rambo Tee

TEE SIZE GUIDE

📏 True to size. Model wears M and is 6ft / 183cm. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.

SIZE	CHEST	LENGTH	SLEEVE
S	96	70	20
M	102	72	21
L	108	74	22
XL	114	76	23
2XL	122	78	24
3XL	130	80	25

Garment measurements, laid flat.

How to measure

Chest: measure across the chest, 2.5cm below the armhole, then double it.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.

Cheat code: grab a tee that fits well and measure that instead.

Unleash your inner action hero (minus the jungle and exploding helicopters) with our "Warning: May Go Full-Rambo Without Notice" T-shirt. Whether you're braving the wilds of your living room, tackling a stack of unpainted miniatures, or just trying to survive Monday, this shirt lets the world know you’re always one awkward encounter away from going full commando mode. Figuratively, of course.

The bold design features a chibi-style warrior complete with red headband, combat knife, and an expression that says, "Don't test me unless you're made of cardboard and part of a game night." It’s the perfect blend of humour, nostalgia, and that slightly unhinged energy we all carry deep inside.

Made from 100% heavyweight cotton, this shirt is built like a tank and soft enough to wear all day long. Whether you're gearing up for battle or just heading out for snacks, it's got your back.

Classic fit gives you room to move, breathe, and dramatically monologue in the mirror
Seamless double-needle collar holds its shape no matter how many times you rage-quit laundry day
Double-needle sleeves and bottom hems add extra strength for when you inevitably roll a nat 1 in life
Taped neck and shoulders provide added durability so this tee stays tough as long as you do

Great for casual wear, game nights, or any time you need to remind people that peaceful negotiation is your Plan B.

Warning: Side effects may include sudden outbursts, heroic poses, and demanding to know where your bandana is.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices