Vacation? I Escaped From That Too T-Shirt

TEE SIZE GUIDE

📏 True to size. Model wears M and is 6ft / 183cm. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.

SIZE	CHEST	LENGTH	SLEEVE
S	96	70	20
M	102	72	21
L	108	74	22
XL	114	76	23
2XL	122	78	24
3XL	130	80	25

Garment measurements, laid flat.

How to measure

Chest: measure across the chest, 2.5cm below the armhole, then double it.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.

Cheat code: grab a tee that fits well and measure that instead.

Take a break from taking breaks with the "Vacation? I Escaped From That Too" t-shirt. A perfect tribute to the one-eyed anti-hero in all of us. Whether you're dodging responsibilities, office parties, or actual flaming sharks (long story), this shirt sums up your vibe: too cool for paradise.

Featuring a cartoon-style grizzled merc chilling in a beach chair, cigar in hand, with an eye patch and an explosion in the background, this design channels peak retro badass energy with just the right amount of sarcasm. Perfect for fans of cult classics, 80s action, and anyone who finds “relaxing” more stressful than gunfights.

Made from 100% heavyweight cotton, this tee has a classic fit that's comfy enough for both tactical retreats and ironic sunbathing.

Classic fit for anti-heroes on the move
Seamless double-needle collar for tough-guy durability
Double-needle hems and sleeves to survive explosions and awkward vacation chats
Taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting wear, even under pressure

Ideal for film geeks, beach skeptics, and the reluctant vacationer in your life.

Because some people escape from New York. You escape from everything.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices