Orc Life: Eat, Sleep, WAAAGH, Repeat!

TEE SIZE GUIDE

📏 True to size. Model wears M and is 6ft / 183cm. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.

SIZE	CHEST	LENGTH	SLEEVE
S	96	70	20
M	102	72	21
L	108	74	22
XL	114	76	23
2XL	122	78	24
3XL	130	80	25

Garment measurements, laid flat.

How to measure

Chest: measure across the chest, 2.5cm below the armhole, then double it.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.

Cheat code: grab a tee that fits well and measure that instead.

WAAAGH!!! Dis ‘ere is da ultimate shirt fer any proppa Orc, Grot, or even a sneaky humie who wants ta look ded killy! Made from da best humie cotton (which ain't as good as squig hide, but still alright), dis ‘eavyweight tee is as tough as a Killa-Kan in a bad mood! It's da kinda shirt ya wear when yer goin' out fer a good ol' scrap, chompin' down on a squig leg, or just takin' a nap in da dirt between battles. Dis thing’ll keep ya lookin’ fierce while ya krump yer enemies an' shout "WAAAGH!" at da top o' yer lungs!

Da fit? It's as comfy as ridin’ in a Trukk wivout da grot drivin'! Dis tee is perfect fer wearin' all day, whether ya smashin’ stuff up, lootin’, or jus' showin' off yer green muscles. It’s got da kinda style dat sez, "Oi, I’m ready fer a brawl but also ready fer me next meal!" Ya can’t go wrong wiv dis shirt.

Got a double-stitched bit 'ere an' there fer extra toughness, dis here is 100% Orcy-approved! Neva need worry 'bout wearin’ out, dis shirt’ll last ya through all yer Waaaghs!

Classic fit fer Orc or humie, it don’t matter!
Super tough double-needle collar an' hems (extra krumpy!)
100% pure squig...erm... cotton!
Shoulder an' neck bit’s been taped up fer maximum durability, no explodin' apart mid-Waaagh!

Perfect fer da ultimate Waaagh lifestyle: Eat, Sleep, WAAAGH, Repeat! Wanna look ded killy? Get in dis shirt.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices