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Boss's Favourite Kannon Fodder Tee

Boss's Favourite Kannon Fodder Tee

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Da Boss's Favourite Kannon Fodder Grot Tee, Fer da Best Git in da Waaagh!


Oi, you zoggin' gitz! Lookin' fer a shirt ta show off ya place as da Boss’s *number one* grot? Well, dis is da perfect bit o’ kit fer ya! Dis 'ere t-shirt’s got dat cheeky, grinnin’ grot on it, an’ da words "Boss's Favourite Kannon Fodder" blazoned across da front, so everyone knows *exactly* why you’re leadin’ da charge (or why yer probably not comin' back!). Whether yer gettin' stomped on, shot at, or blown up, dis shirt’ll have ya lookin’ proper Orcy right up till da bitter end!

  • 100% Orcy-grade cotton - It's tough, it's rugged, and it’ll take a beatin' just like da best o' ya! Built fer everyday scrappin' an’ casual Waaagh! shenanigans.
  • Double-stitched sleeves an’ hems - So when ya get shot outta a kannon, dis shirt stays in one piece (even if ya don’t)!
  • Seamless double-needle collar - No idea wot dat is, but da Mekboyz say it’s strong enough fer a grot ta survive a neck grab from da Boss himself!
  • Taped neck an' shoulders - Dis t-shirt can handle da wear an' tear from gettin' thrown about in da heat of battle or leggin' it when fingz get messy.

Dis classic, relaxed fit gives ya plenty o' room ta run, dive fer cover, or scamper away when da Boss yells "Oi! You! Git in da fight!" An’ da best part? It’s soft enough even fer a squig, so when yer standin’ in front of da Boss as he’s sendin’ ya to da front line, ya at least feel comfy!


Git one now, show da boyz yer da Boss’s favourite (until he finds da next one, o' course), and WAAAGH in style!


Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices


Size guide



S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81


S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9


Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices

Fabric & care

Heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton with a screen-quality DTG print. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.

Shipping & returns

Printed to order by our local print partners. Allow 2-4 business days for printing, then delivery on top. 30-day returns if the fit rolls badly.

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5.0 · 1 review

100% met my expectations

T-shirt was a good high-quality cotton match. The image on front looked amazing well printed. 100% met my expectations definitely buy from them again.

Matt · Verified buyer