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No Heart, No Soul, No Problem Tee

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Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

Model wears M · model is 6ft / 183cm · true to size

TEE SIZE GUIDE

📏 True to size. Model wears M and is 6ft / 183cm. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.

SIZE	CHEST	LENGTH	SLEEVE
S	96	70	20
M	102	72	21
L	108	74	22
XL	114	76	23
2XL	122	78	24
3XL	130	80	25

Garment measurements, laid flat.

How to measure

Chest: measure across the chest, 2.5cm below the armhole, then double it.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.

Cheat code: grab a tee that fits well and measure that instead.

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The lore

Who needs a heart when you've got glowing green vengeance? The No Heart, No Soul, No Problem t-shirt is perfect for anyone who thrives on cold logic, dark humour, and the occasional galactic extermination. Featuring a menacing metal skeleton with eerie green eyes and a pulsing power core, this tee screams "feelings are inefficient."

Inspired by futuristic warriors long past their biological expiration date, this design taps into that unstoppable, unfeeling, and totally unbothered energy. Whether you're leading a tabletop army, staring down deadlines, or just done with humanity in general, this shirt is for you.

Made from 100% heavyweight cotton, this tee offers a classic fit that’s built for durability, comfort, and the slow march of machine-driven domination.

Classic fit to keep you comfy through countless reboots
Seamless double-needle collar that holds its shape like your eternal resolve
Double-needle sleeves and bottom hems for long-lasting wear
Taped neck and shoulders to endure the grind of galactic conquest or Monday

Perfect for fans of grim sci-fi universes, tabletop games, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh with a side of soulless annihilation.

Because emotions are optional. Style is not.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices