No Heart, No Soul, No Problem Tee

Who needs a heart when you've got glowing green vengeance? The No Heart, No Soul, No Problem t-shirt is perfect for anyone who thrives on cold logic, dark humour, and the occasional galactic extermination. Featuring a menacing metal skeleton with eerie green eyes and a pulsing power core, this tee screams "feelings are inefficient."

Inspired by futuristic warriors long past their biological expiration date, this design taps into that unstoppable, unfeeling, and totally unbothered energy. Whether you're leading a tabletop army, staring down deadlines, or just done with humanity in general, this shirt is for you.

Made from 100% heavyweight cotton, this tee offers a classic fit that’s built for durability, comfort, and the slow march of machine-driven domination.

Classic fit to keep you comfy through countless reboots
Seamless double-needle collar that holds its shape like your eternal resolve
Double-needle sleeves and bottom hems for long-lasting wear
Taped neck and shoulders to endure the grind of galactic conquest or Monday

Perfect for fans of grim sci-fi universes, tabletop games, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh with a side of soulless annihilation.

Because emotions are optional. Style is not.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices