Metal Skeleton Get Off My Lawn Tee

TEE SIZE GUIDE

📏 True to size. Model wears M and is 6ft / 183cm. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.

SIZE	CHEST	LENGTH	SLEEVE
S	96	70	20
M	102	72	21
L	108	74	22
XL	114	76	23
2XL	122	78	24
3XL	130	80	25

Garment measurements, laid flat.

How to measure

Chest: measure across the chest, 2.5cm below the armhole, then double it.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.

Cheat code: grab a tee that fits well and measure that instead.

After a few million years of well-earned rest, the galaxy's grumpiest metal skeleton is back - and he’s not thrilled to find squatters on his front lawn. The 'Get Off My Lawn' t-shirt channels that ancient rage into a hilarious reminder that some old empires don't die... they reboot grumpy.

Featuring an angry green-faced skeletal warrior shaking his fist and wielding a glowing weapon, this tee perfectly sums up the mood of every ancient empire rudely awakened by noisy neighbours and overconfident newcomers. Whether you’ve been gaming for eons or just have an old soul with laser cannons, this shirt is your new battle cry.

Made from 100% heavyweight cotton, this t-shirt offers a classic fit that’s comfy enough for long gaming sessions, eternal slumber, or yelling at trespassers from the porch of your monolith.

Classic fit to keep you comfy while reclaiming your territory
Seamless double-needle collar that survives countless resurrections
Double-needle sleeves and hem built for durability, even through galactic tantrums
Taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting wear through ages of cosmic judgment

Perfect for sci-fi lovers, tabletop wargamers, and anyone who’s ever felt personally victimised by the younger races.

Because you didn't spend 60 million years offline just to have your lawn invaded.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices