50 Shades of Grey Sprues T-Shirt

Who needs romance when you’ve got a never-ending pile of unpainted plastic? The 50 Shades of Grey... Sprues t-shirt is the perfect tribute to the real emotional rollercoaster of the hobby world: shameful backlogs, endless grey, and zero regrets.

Featuring a glorious stack of grey miniature sprues, this shirt speaks to the heart of every wargamer and model builder who swears they’ll paint "just one more unit" right after they finish reorganising their bits box. Again.

Made from 100% heavyweight cotton, this tee has a classic fit that’s comfy enough for marathon painting sessions, hobby hangouts, or just lounging beside your mountain of untouched potential.

Classic fit for peak procrastination comfort
Seamless double-needle collar strong enough to withstand years of hobby denial
Double-needle sleeves and hems because your shirt should last longer than your willpower
Taped neck and shoulders to hold up when your pile of shame starts falling over

Perfect for miniature painters, tabletop gamers, hobby hoarders, and anyone who sees a fresh sprue and thinks “oh no… but yes.”

Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause spontaneous sprue purchases. You’ve been warned.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices