+1 Tunic of Perpetual “Meh”

For those adventurers who would rather roll their eyes than their dice, we present the +1 Tunic of Perpetual “Meh.” This stylishly apathetic shirt is perfect for the hero who’s always halfway there - physically present but emotionally AFK. Whether it’s a party, a battle, or a team project, you're in... in the most passive way possible.

Bonuses include:

+1 to Passive Aggression Checks
Proficiency in Avoiding Group Projects
Advantage on Do I Have To? saving throws

Drawback:

Automatically replies “sure” to all decisions - regardless of consequences

Made from 100% heavyweight cotton, this tee has a classic fit and the kind of effort-free comfort that pairs perfectly with your complete lack of enthusiasm. Great for casual wear, con-going, or just lounging in existential indifference.

Seamless double-needle collar for minimal effort and maximum chill
Double-needle sleeves and hem built to survive mild disapproval
Taped neck and shoulders to stay intact no matter how many responsibilities you sidestep

Perfect for RPG players, reluctant team members, or anyone who’s been "over it" since breakfast.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices