+1 Shirt of Infinite Procrastination

Behold, brave hobbyist, the +1 Shirt of Infinite Procrastination, a legendary relic woven from the finest cotton and sprinkled with the arcane dust of unbuilt model kits. Whether you're knee-deep in plastic sprues or staring at your grey legion with noble intentions and zero follow-through, this shirt is your perfect stat boost.

Bonuses include:

+3 to “I’ll Paint Those Minis Tomorrow” rolls
Grants proficiency in Hobby To-Do Lists (completion not included)
Immune to “No New Projects” Oaths—you’re already committed... to avoiding commitment

Drawback:

Sprues mysteriously multiply when you're not looking. Seriously. It's science.

Made from 100% heavyweight cotton, this tee features a classic fit that’s as comfortable during a painting session as it is while binge-watching terrain tutorials you’ll never use. Perfect for tabletop gamers, miniature painters, and crafting adventurers of all alignments.

Seamless double-needle collar holds up even under hobby shame
Double-needle sleeves and hems built to withstand spray primer and spilled coffee
Taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting durability through all your unfinished campaigns

Wear it proudly. Embrace the backlog.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices